Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair 

Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice ! 

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over 

Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana. 

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.. 

9. Sing Along At The Opera. 

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run 

For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 

13 . Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have 

To Let One Of You Go.' 

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS..